iloveyoubutyouarefictional:

this little 3 year old I’m babysitting went over to the mirror and smiled, then kissed her reflection and whispered ‘perfect.’

(Source: thirdwardhunty)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

image

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

(Source: ameliaponderous)

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs
daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs
daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs
daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs
daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs
daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#how much does taylor think chipotle costs

daeneryus:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

the-nameless-bird:

albuscarfypotter:

i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”

image

(Source: nicedynmite)

vapor-man:

gorsem2001:

vapor-man:

We all love anime titties, but what about cgi titties?

How about real ones

what are those

baelor:

bless studio mir

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)