(Source: validx2)

thehungryhungryemo:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

Whoa

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

(Source: communistbakery)

blueklectic:

If you seem like you don’t wanna be bothered Imma leave you alone until you hit me up

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain)

vinebox:

Leggo

sexyvex:

I’m gonna write today.

I’m gonna write and I’m gonna draw.

I’m gonna.

I’m

gonna

image

I shouldn’t be able to relate to that gif but damn if I don’t.

weloveshortvideos:

If women flirted like men.

Vine by Allegra Masters

"

Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?

Guildenstern: No, no, no… Death is “not.” Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.

Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.

Guildenstern: No, no… What you’ve been is not on boats.

"
— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (via genocidaltheta)

(Source: imestizaa)

janethedinasour:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

we know who to trust now

Can i say it

(Source: maastrictian)